Update no: 001....Knock! Knock!........ Ajjuuuu ajjjuuuuu.....
( mere kanoun me Ajju jaisse padaa main dham se utke bait gaya ..kiyoun ki mujeh sirf ek shaksh Ajju Ker me bula tha...)
Me: Armin dee....?(main chillaya...)
Armin: haaan bhuddduuu jhaldi khol darwazaaa....
( Armin Dee ki awaaz sun the hi mere jism-o-jaan main khushi ki laher doud padi...)
Me: wow....deed ek sec........(main doud ke door khola ...)
( jaisse hi main ne door kholo ....Armin Dee se lipatgayaa)
Armin : abbeeee abeebbb rukto sahi ..
( Armin Dee ne muje thoda sa hug kiya our mujeh room me dahakel Ker Baher jhanke ander aagayi ...
Main ne unhe sawaaliya nazar se dekha...)
Me: dee aap khab aayi ...
Armin: kab hai Dee me bacche niche dekh( armin Dee be me bottom ki taraf ishara kiya our jaisse hi main ne niche dekha mere to totte udgaye ....)
Me: oh shit Deere( main one just se bed sheet khinchi our apne ache nange badan KO dhaap liyaaa..)
( mujeh yad hi nahi raha ki main ne chotti me room se jaate hi apna underware niche Ker ke apna morning boner sehlate huwe pada tha ...) Goshhhh it was embarrassing...
Armin: ha ha ha ha ha bhudddduuuu ha ha ha ha accha huwaaa koi mere saat nahi aaya that ..
Me:WO Dee I was just going in ...aaaaa shawor to ...main WO main .....
Armin: main WO main WO! ....hakat sharam Ker tu akela nahi sota yaha ....
Me: kya dee aap bhi na ....
Armin: chal chal abhi aaaja birthday boy ..come ...here ...
(Phir Dee ne bade pyaar se mujeh hug kiya main per unhe hug nahi ker saka qiyoun ki mere baat abhi bhi bedsheets KO pakde huwe the
Me : love u Dee ...acha kiya aap aagayi wonderful birthday gift itself ....
Armin : ummmm ,..Ajju ..!... Gift sr yaad aaya ..Ulta hogaya yaar...
Me: kya ...!
Armin : gift to Maine tujeh Dena tha ....per....
Me: per ...!...
( Dee ke Chere per ek ajeeb smile thi)
( mujeh kuch samaj nahi aaya...)
Armin: haa per gift to subha subha tune muje dedi...
( main our sonch me pad gaya ...main ne gift di ..subha subha ..?....)(mujeh ayese sonchta dekh Armin jor se haspadi ..our boli ..)
Armin: abbbe bhudddu yeh...( yeh keh Ker Dee ne meri bed sheet khinchli our huste huwe room se bhaag gayi.....)
Armin : ha ha HQ ..be saram.....ha ha ha ...
Me: ohhh nahi nahi deeeeeeee u ......
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size=12pt] ]me: ohhhh dee nahi nahiiiiiii....main to wooooo
(Meri pyaari Dee merit baat suni ansuni Ker me room se hustle huwe nikal gayiii .....)
( main sonch me pad gaya ke yeh kya huwa yaar saala us has been khuwaab ne aaj morning boner KO Dee ke saamne expose kerdiya saala mere didi ne najane kya soncha hogaaa....?..)
Me: oh gossssshhhh .....
(Main abhi khud KO ussi halat main kouns raha tha ki bahar se awaaaz aayi...)
Mom: betaaaaa aajaa abhi kya Sara din sotahi rahe ga ....?
Me: haaaa aarhaaa hu ......bas do mins.....
( main ne street wapas bed per phenki our bathroom me gusgayaa ...nahate huwe apne sher KO dekha jo abhi bhi peshaab kerne ke bad bhi akraa huwa tha to soap bhare haatoun se use ragahd ne lagaa our aaj ke khuwaab KO sonchaa jismain main our "kashifah" ([kashifaa ek mere choti bahan ki class mait thi jo nihayaathi masoom our khubsurat thi main to use pehli baat dekh Ker hi marmitha tha...) ...Dono ek park main baithe pyaar kerrhae the..ummmmm...
Me what the fuck ...!...( yeh kya huwa yaar ...? ...main ne khud se pucha humesha kashifa KO sonch ke muth maarta to farig hojata lekin aaj Lund ki jild jalne KO hai per kashifaa ka cheraaa hi nighaa main nahi aarahaa ....offfffff.......!...
Ummmmmm kashifaaaaaa ...ummmmmm I love u deaaaàaarrr ........
Fuck ...! Fuck.....aaaahhhh...
( meri Lund ki jalan badrhi thi per mere farig hone ki koi Surat nahi aarhi thi ...( tabhi mere kaano main room me kiss I ki aane aawaaaz aayi meri band aankhe khuli our ..mere Lund per ragarte baat ki speed thamgayi ...)
( main badi saansoun KO control kerte huwe slow slow apne Lund KO sehlaate huwe sunaaaa..)
Armin: aajjju ...kya Ker kya rahaa hai ander ..itni deir ..haaan...?
( ohhhh fuck Dee aayi thi main jhald se jhald farig hona chat a tha per jaisse ..udhar deee awaaz per awaaz se rahi thi...)
Armin: ajjjjuuuu ...kya bathroom me sogayaaa kyaaa...
Mr: inn baaasss Deere nahaa rahaa hoooommm( main gehri haapmti huwi aawaaz main bolaaa ..)
Armin( haste huwe ) : to haamp kiyoun rahaa hi haan...?
( oh goddddd yeh hokya rahaa hai ...pleasee don't do this to me see saali kashifaaaaaaa ...)
( main ne aankhe band ki our apni speed badaa di...)
Armin: kya huwaaa.... Kahi kuch gadbaaaaaaddddd to nahi na kerrahaa tuuuu ...ha ha ha ....
( off deeee bhi ...aaaaahhhhh)
Me: deeeee pleaseee aaataaa hu main jaoooo aap ...
Armin: okkk okkk per jhaldi Ker....
Me: thankkk u so mach ...
Armin : kya ...?
Me: off Dee please ..
( main dobara aankhe band ki our kashifaa KO yaad kiya per koi faidah nahi ...main ne himmat haar Ker Lund KO tadapta chordiya our Naha ke towel bhand ke baher aaya ...)
Me: aaahh ! Dee aap..! Yahiii ho ...
Armin: beta main pune se sirf there birthday ke liye aayi our tooo mujeh bhagana chata hai...haa
Me: nahi nahi Deee main to WO samjha ke aaap room se ...
Armin: thik hai thik chal abhi jhaldi chal Sab intezaar kerrahe jai niche ..
Me: haan bas aaya aap cholo main kuch pahen ke aaya hu abhi
Armin: to jhaldi Ker khadaa kya hai...?
Me: Dee u please jaaao na main aaya hooooo...
Armin: Abe Dee ke bacche kya kahaaa phir ek baat jaane KO kahaa ga na sach main wapas puna chali join GI jaaaun...bolo ...jauon...?
Me: deee ...kiyoun sataarahi ho ...think hai baitho ...
( main yeh keh ke wardrobe se apne underware nikaal ke wapas bathroom me gaya our pahan ke jab wapas aane main tha ...ki main ne kashifaa KO yaad kiya our kahaa...)
Me: yaar sher-e-jism tujeh kashifaa ki kasam sojaa please....
(Kid se kehte huwe baher aayato Dee h logoun ki purani picture album dekhraji thi...)
Me: acchaaa ab aap chipak jaao room me in photos se haan..
Armin: Abe tu kapde to pagan be sharam ....or he kya ..ha ha ha ha h....abhi Issi halat main hai tu itni fair lene ke bad bhi ...ha ha ha ha..
( did I ne me underware ki tataf ishara kerte huwe khaaaa...WO bahot has rahi thi ...)
Me: Dee please bas Karo na....
Armin:ha ha ha thik hai bhai mere chal abhi isse mera MATLAB hai khudo kapdoun se dahaaf kahi sardi na lagjaaye ..ha ha ha ha ...
(Main ne didi ki batoun per dhayaan na dete huwe jhaldi se kapde pagan liye our him dono niche aagaye ...)
( him seediyoun se utarhi rage the ke dad, mom Asmee Sab logoun ne mujeh birthday wish kiya ....)
Me: thank u guys ...and dad where is my gift ....?
Dad: Hai tere gift ready pehle thoda sa gale to mil bhai ....
Me:ohhh yes dad ....( main ne sab se gale mila our jab dee se mila to unhon ne has ker mere kaan me kahaa ...)
Armin : abe jo mujeh pataa tha shayed sab ko chalgayaa ..
( main hairaan ho ker unhe pucha houle se ...)
Me: kya ...!
( dee ne mujeh apne bahoun me thoda sa daboucha our apne kamar ko thoda sa mere jism per dabaya....ohhhh sit mera lund abho bhi tana huwaa tha ...)( main ne jhat se unhe chora our apne pant ko sabki nazar bacha ke adjest kiya oer dee to dekh hi rahi thi our has bhi rahi thi ....)
Me : haann dad kahaan hai ...?( main deed se nazar churate huwe dad se pucha ...)
Dad: kya kahaaa hai bahi ...?
Me:daddddd ....!
Dad: haaa haan ohhhh tera gift ohhh hai na bhai baher khadi hai ...
Me: sach me aapne mangwa bhi li ...oh love u dad....( main ne ik our jhapppy dad ko di our bahar bhagaaa..)
Mom: lo bhai kiya main ne our love sirf daddy ko...haan
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Me: oh love u tooo mom...
(,main mud ker wapas mom ko bhi hugnkiya our love u kahaa ...)
(Main bahar aaya to meri gift ek brand new HONDA BRIO car khadi thi....lovelyyyyyy)
Me: asmeee ....deee. Dekha tumne .....oh mom oh dad ..love guys...
Me: oh love u tooo mom...
(,main mud ker wapas mom ko bhi hugnkiya our love u kahaa ...)
(Main bahar aaya to meri gift ek brand new HONDA BRIO car khadi thi....lovelyyyyyy)
Me: asmeee ....deee. Dekha tumne .....oh mom oh dad ..love guys...
(Meri pehli our desired car that was the best birthday gift I have ever had HONDA BRIO.....Sab log mere saat bahar aake meri khushi main shamil hogaye main ne dobara dad mom KO galelagaa ke thanks kaha our ...)
Me: dad kaha hai kaha hai....kyes let me try it ...
Dad: sabr sabr bhai abhi nahi pehle apni behnoun se izaazat lelo ...khaas Ker Armin se ....kiyoun ...( dad ne Armin ke taraf dekhte huwe kahaa...)
Me: ijazat MATLAB ....?
Armin: bacchu haaaan ijazat ...!
Mom: dekh bhai tere daddy to tujeh pataa hai ki gadi ke liye mannahi rahi the above Teri Dee hi hai jisne manaayaa kiyoun ...to uski ek shart bhi hai ...
Me: deee ab yeh kya hai yaar kisiko gift bhi shart ke saat milegi....?
Dad: haan bhai yahaa to yahi hogaa...ha ha ha ha ...
Me: daddy..please ...deee kya yaar ...
Armin: Abe tujeh sirf dekh ker hi khush hona hai ya phir ...chalana bhi hai ...?
(WO mujeh car ke keys dikhate huwe boli..Sab mujeh per hasrahe the..main apne birthday gift KO try kerne ke liye tarap raha tha ...)
Me: deee please ab dogi aap kyes ...?
Armin : haan de fungi phle shart maan le ...
Mom: Armin chal abhi mere bacche KO our na sataa ...ha ha ..
Me : accha baba kya hai shart ...?
Armin:ab aaya na unth pahaad ke niche ....?
Me: haan meri maan ..haan...
Armin : to miyaan Ajju pehli shart ...aaj aapko apni birthday party denenhai ...
Me: bass itna hai ....
Armin : bacchu aage suno ....?
Me: honnnn
Armin: dusri ...aaj se aapko mujeh our asmee KO collage our school jahaa Hume jaana hai choroge...
Me: kyaaaa.....!.... MATLAB aap puna nahi jaarahi ho ....
Dad: haaan betaaa per tu baat shart manzoor....
Me: nahi ..haan MATLAB chorunga per daddy...? Armin deee aap kaisse yahaa ..?
Mom: Abe tu pehle Armin ki baat to maanle Sab phir pooch Lena ..kiyoun bhai Armin...?
Me : deee aap nahijaarahe ho yeh hi khudme ek gift hai ..our kya shart hai dusribbhi manzoor...?
Armin: ha ha ha ha ....manna hi padega beta ...to sun tisrii shart ...tujeh apna kamra chorna padega...
Me: kya ....per kiyoun ...matlab kamra .....
Dad: haan bhai aaj se tera bedroom Teri car OK....OK... Haaan ahaaa hahaha ...( dad ke saat Sab be tahaasha has pade...
Asmee: daddy mommy..sona to thik hai per bhayya bathroom car main kahaa banayenge ...ha ha ha ha ha ha ...( meri choti bahan ki baat per Sab ki hassi dugini hogayi ....
Me: very funny ...!...yeh kya shart hai Dee...
Armin: manzoor hai ki nahi ...?( WO tez aawaaz main boli ...)
Me: phir main kahaa rahunga ...
Daddy: car main...!...ha ha ha ha ..
Mom: nahi nahi bad bhi Karo ..
Dad: OK OK...bhai thik hai betaji aap KO kuch Dino hall main ya store room main ya drawing room main kahi Bahi adjust kerna hai ...
Me: per kiyoun dad main our asmee to comfortable hai ...
Armin : Abe ghonchu ...main kaha rahoo ab.haan ..
Me: to aap pehle bhi to hamaresaat rehtti thi..
Armin: pehle tu chota tha ..mera MATLAB ( WO apna jumlah samahaaltee huwe boli...) Pehle hi kamrah chota tha an mujeh pehlenbhi bahot taklif hoti thi us room main ....
Mom : haan bhai there daddy KO he baat samaj main tab nahi aayi thi phelnjab main ne construction k time hi kahi thi ..
Dad: haan bhai meri hi galti thi ...OK...
Mom : phir kya ..? Main nahi kaha tha ke bacchoun ka kamarh badaa hona chahiye ...?
Daddy : arre tab kahaa pata tha ke teen bacche honge ..ha ha ha ha ha ha ....
( dad husne lage ...)
Me: OK OK ..bhai to kerns kya hai .....?
Armin: kerna yeh hai ki uper k saamne wale kamre main kuch dinoun ke liye main our asmee adjust Keele ge ta ki apne room our study room dono ki bich ki dewaar tor ke milaa kiya jaaye ..kiyoun dad..?
Dad: haan waisse tumlog kaha study kerte ho...mera matlab studyroom kaha use kerte ho...use kerte ho..?
Me: good idea dad phir to him Sab ki beds bhi aram se position hogi nahi ...lekin ek dikkatt hai ...
Dad: dikkat m..?
Me: haan bathroom to ussi diwaar se sataa hai na..?
Dad: haan per tere mama kab kaam aaye ge ...?
Mom: kiyoun bhai mera bhai kya kabhi kaam nahi aaya..haan?
( mere mama ek civil Engg hai...)
Dad: are mera matlab WO nahi thi baba...
Me:Zara ek min..! our kya kya plans bane mere peet piche ...
Armin: abbé bhuddu kiyoun tere peet picheKiyoun tu hi kaha ghar main rehta hai haan ..kiyoun mom..?
Mom: haan bhai he to hai...
Me think hai OK main aaj party Dena hai ..kalse yum dona ka driwer bana hai our room chorna hai our koi shart hai...?
Armin: last ...
Me: hmmm! Our kya...?
Armin: meri her bat manni hogi...
Me: dad ...ek kaam Karo WO car aaphi rakkho mujeh nahi chaiye...( main jhoot moot ke ghusse main kahaa..)
Armin: accchaaa ...
Daddy: are beta yeh to galat hai bhai...kiyoun...( dad ne Armin se kahaa our mom ne dad ki haan mainhan milayi....)
Mom: haan bhai mere sher per yeh zadati hogai ...koi 4ounthi shart nahi hai ...
Mom: dedi usse chabiyaan .....
Armin: mom....! Roko na iski taang khinch k bad a waqt hogaya hai...
Dad: bad bhi Karo beta waisa dusri shart hi assal shart hai jo issue bhari pare GI ...dedo dedo ...
( phir Armin Dee ne mete taraf kyes phankhi our able hi pal main road per car daudaraha tha ....wow kya baat thi ....hmm sabhi dostoun se molmila ke 2 change bahar bits ke dad ki call per ghar wapas aaya ...)
Dad: to kaisi lagi bhai ...?
Me:ummmmmmmhaaa dad lovely and powerful ...
Armin : lagta hai ki tujeh abhi meri pasad ka andaza nahi hai ...beta main ne pas and ki tab dad ne book ki warns sirf tere "brio" "_brio" kehne se nai lete...
Dad: Han bhai baat to sahi hai ....
Me: that why dee u r the best ee..tanks Dee love u for that...
( min ne age bad ke ke nhee Godi main uthaya.
Daddy: chalo chalo bhai 10 bajne KO hai ....
Mom: kya 10 ...chal bhai pallu nasta lade ...
(Him Sab ne phir nshta kiya khuoob sari batain ki phir main Dee our asmee meri baher nikal Gaye ....)
(Movie Gaye shopping ki hotel min table bookiya our ghar aaye ...)
( phir Sab tayaar hoke hotel Gaye dinner kiya phir ek movie dekhi takriban 1 Baje wapas aaye ..dad mom dono apne room main Gaye main, asmee Dee , uper aagye .....)
Me: are Dee abhi aap kahaa soye GI ..
Armin : hmmm chal main there bed leti hu tu Farah per sojaa ..( WO muskurate huwe boli ..)
Me: acchaa ..?
Asmee: ek kaam kerte hai him Sab aaj chat per side hai kiyoun ...?
Me: good idea ....
Armin: kya khaak good idea ..?
Me: kiyku. Kya huwa .
Armin : abbé teri wali bed thodi wide hai asmee bed our he bed do KO jorke araam se teeno sosakte hai ...
Asmee : now that's a good idea ....
Me: tassss a. Ggggsssss idea.....chutti
Armin : ab e bhajju...kiyoun pehle bhi Kai baar kiya hai jaisse ...
Me: per deee mujeh abhi still letna nahi hoga ..
Armin : to OK fresh per araam se pair phaila ke soja OK..
(Mujeh man hi pada per mujeh pata tha ke Dee our asmee dono ke ek hi bed per note huwe .mujeh kashifaa KO yaad Ker ke apne sher KO sehlana mumkin nahi tha our .mera morning boner to ek our musibat hi tha..
Pure teen saal hogaye the him bhai bhenoun KO saat soye huwe tab NATO mujeh koi jismani frustration tha nahi dimagi sextation ..)
Armin : haan lobhai tripple bed tayaar ...dekha itne me tu itne main asmee our bich main main ....
Me: kiyoun bich main aap kiyoun. ..asmee kiyoun nahi ... ..
Asmee: nahi bhayya main nahi bichmain main yahi think hoo ...koun aake laat khayegaa hai ...main ne dekha hai aap KO pair daalte huwe ..Dee you please take the center ...
Me: center ki bacchu main kya khada hu jo tujeh last maarunga...
Armin: tu ghadah nahi hai...! ( shararat our shaitani bhari nazroun se dekhti huwi puchha)
Me: kya pucha apne ...?
Armin : subha jo main ne dekha main ne to ghadah hi samjha tha nahi ...?
Asmee : kya dekha deee kya dekha....subha...
Me: Deedee .........please...( subha jo chamak Dee ki aankhou. Me Delhi shawm KO chamak shaitaani me badli nazaraayi ...)
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